Choose your fate
    • Stranger: *bumps into me*
    • Me: Oh my god, I'm sorry!
    • Friend: *bumps into me*
    • Me: u wana fuckign GO i can take on 20 skeletons at the same time dont test me
  • analghost:

    firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

    (Source: f25analogy, via ilooktomoriarty)

  • trombono:

    chen000:

    chen000:

    how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
    a sheep

    someone draw a sheep using these instructions

    image

    this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

    (Source: hydrangea7, via lameboyfriend)

  • jaclcfrost:

    ah you’re watching gravity falls? i love that show. the way the gravity just [clenches fist] fricking falls

    (via frightn)

  • onlinewifey:

    smack that ass from 8 feet away

    image

    (via morninqs)

  • ladyhawke81:

    The Walking Dead // 5.01 // Walker-rific

    (via chandra75)

  • artbymoga:

    stylefordays:

    tyleroakley:

    9 words to make you really think.

    This. Is. Profound.

    This is something everyone should see

    (Source: flinch-nerds, via human)

  • laughhard:

    I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

    (via pagingme)

  • slimiest:

    a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
    “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
    “got it. check my dashboard”
    “that skeleton gif you like is back again”
    he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

    (Source: tinymaw, via azn-applecake)